Failed Maid of Honor Toast

As you may know my sister’s wedding was this past Saturday. As the maid of honor, I was to give a toast. So here it is, and if you knew Isaac’s family you’d know why it was rejected:

I was worried about standing up here giving this toast, so I did some research to help start the creative juices flowing. However, the research wasn’t very helpful. All I learned was to never say that I slept with the bride. And, so, I haven’t.