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Literally LOL Quotes

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

But probably only to me or maybe other diehard Harry Potter fans. I’ve been reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix because I’m bored:

They may not look dangerous, but if angered they will gouge out human eyes with their fingers, which as you can see, are very sharp and not at all desirable near the eyeballs (p 259).

Hagrid, who had never heard Umbridge’s fake cough beofre, was gazing in some concern at the closest thestral [magical flying reptilian horse], evidently under the impression that it had made the sound (p 446).

The Unofficial Guide

Friday, November 5th, 2004

Legitimate quotes from The Unofficial Guide to Mexico’s Best Beach Resorts:

But the language is certainly different–a mix of Spanish and English called Spanglish….

Drinking too much cheap tequila (a common pitfall) will also make you wish the Angel of Death would pay a merciful visit.